The Houston Moon Units would have been better. For the team and for David Duchovny.

Atlas Tugged.

From what I’ve read, he’s just let his success go to his head and he may have, from time to time, opened his mouth about things he shouldn’t have. I don’t know if the timing coincided with the Big Cass split, which was always going to doom him, but he’s apparently put himself above the product enough times that it…

Well, “blackballed” is maybe a little strong. But essentially, he was on tour and popped off on his cell phone about something or other that he shouldn’t have, loud enough for everyone else to hear it. Roman has kind of taken over Undertaker’s role as the locker room judge, so he’s the guy who sets the rules for…

Great song! This was my first pick but I couldn’t find a good live version.

“This is fine.”

One of my favorite Fiona Apple songs.

I strongly endorse that women be able to make decisions about their own bodies, but just as strongly that this guy’s power to do so be taken away.

Just like Bill Haisley!

“I just have one piece of advice for Kyrie Irving”

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

White people in America generally do the right thing (eventually, if no other options are present).

Well, he can’t go high, where’s he supposed to hit him?

Considering that the overwhelming majority of hockey players are citizens of Canada or Europe, I would say very few of them voted for Trump.

I mean, let’s say Whitlock’s Theory On Race is correct, and Kaep isn’t really black. That would mean . . . a white QB knowingly risked his future employment to protest violent systemic racial inequality in America. Which would be bad because why?

Whitlock is just jealous because Kaepernick can take a knee and then get back up again without going all the way to the ground first.

Now you tell me!

Alternate headline.

Bennett remained on the bench with a towel over his shoulders

Depressing that he has to qualify a simple gesture of his personal dismay by pledging fealty to the military and hot dog sandwiches. The military already gets close to a trillion dollars a year, they don’t need my undying devotion.