When the Craigslist ad for “Hot Asian Threesome” turns out to be embellished.

1Oak sounds like a pretty lame club with policies like this.

Well, I mean, he didn’t go too deep.

(Yorkshire accent) “A car? That was a Suburban! Oh, how I dreamed of having a Suburban! There were 21 of us, ‘uddled in the backseat of a Plymouth Reliant K!”

I thought this was gonna be a quote by Jim Tomsula. But that’s good! I appreciate a joke that goes deeper.

Seems inevitable that it’ll come out that Sid was playing with a concussion throughout the last 3 games of the series. If so, shame on him, shame on the Pens org. and shame on the NHL.

Fuck the Capitals because of those #RussiaGate dorks. Clinton should’ve campaigned in the Bryan Rust Belt.

A devastating game-7 loss?

Please tell me that “Massen” is Todd Gill’s kid....

A well-cooked traditional English breakfast is a joy to eat.

Too many black males in the painting for the NRA.

He’s now at least a tier below two of his former sidekick/bodyguards.

“Philadelphia is raising the bar,” Goodell said. “Which is all the more impressive given that they spent decades lowering the bar to unfathomble depths.”

My kingdom for less PPV’s and the return of War Games, King of the Ring and Staarcade

“You know, I’ve attempted to enjoy wrestling on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as a cautionary example— nothing works, especially since the cautionary example thing went out the window when Trump was elected”

Butt-head: Well, he is saying balls, and normally, that would be pretty cool…

I actually think this is a great way to relate to the common wrestling fan, who is also married to his thirteen-year-old cousin.

...and this guy’s entire vice presidency.

Goodell and Josh Gordon actually have a lot in common. On the same day one mewls, “Weed,” the other mules weed.

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.