I’m a big fan of that ESPN radio/TV show Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Played Professional Sports For a Time and Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Had a Different Career Path.

He’d be sad, but he’d have to admit that it was a savvy move by a company looking to protect it’s bottom line. The optics might not be to the public’s liking, but people will come around on what the Worldwide Leader is doing.

That would still he paying too much for the Marlins.

Ah, you’re right! Though I think that only bolsters my argument...

Who here doesn’t remember where iconic cinderellas like Florida Gulf Coast and George Mason qualified for the Sweet 16?

2081: President Beyonce Clinton lauds Essex County District Attorney Ted Williams, only recently thawed, for his office’s conviction of also recently thawed Aaron Hernandez in a series of early-aughts murders.

I feel like it should go to the family of Odin Lloyd. Fair is fair.

Too soon?

that’s my favorite segment from the whole movie. Usually I find Gilbert Gottfried unbearable, but I have to admit this was an incredible bit of comedy

We call ourselves The Aristocrats

Food fight. Condiments. Probation.

WORLD STAR!

Say goodbye to Da Bad Guy.

Fifth graf, wrong team. The Senators weren’t demoralized at all!

I’m a Canucks fan living in Ottawa, and using the Sens as a proxy for the Canucks, this just warms my heart a little. (Fuck the Bruins, or any team Brad Marchand plays on.)

Getting paaaaiid

Porzingis Shows Dingus His Finguhs

Mike Modano is appalled!

Ever since, women across the Boston area have been studying this footage to see how the wrestlers got Gronk into a ring.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.