That’s Fleihr-ing up.

9. Louis C

AKA, Thursday.

Somewhere, Chelsea Clinton and the Bush twins shake their heads at all of these undeserving kids buying their way into such prestigious schools.

The only thing missing from the Colin Jost Izod ads were torches and his buddies singing “Blood and Soil.”

Yes. Yes she does.

AOC: Take on Schumer

Don’t tell porn stars that.

Now admittedly I only studied the Old Testament up until my bar mitzvah, but I don’t recall many porn stars in the five books...

you good with using the term “cuts out”?

Well you’ve just made Phil Mushnick cum.

You’re right. Pacino is a medical marvel.

The Mother Lode of Funk, right here. 

He sees that after HBO his next landing stop is Fox Business.

It’s Nixon’s Enemies List for the new millennium.

“and then you send the dick pics”

Let me guess, he’s a Christian.

I knew Condi Rice and Colin Powell had been spending a lot of time in Shul...

Thank you for this.  He’s like Norman the Lunatic merged with Bruce Vilanch.

If I want to watch clowns, I’ll watch Arsenal.