Let’s Name Some Guys: NBA Summer ‘18

+8 Studs to the chest

Russia Didn’t Beat Clinton, Susan Sarandon Did.

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“Wood Chuck Resists Better Than Brooklyn Chuck!”

I misread this as “Which D-League Celebrity...” 

Yep that’s where the blame should lie. Always. Not in Schumer claiming they were going after suburban republicans. Not in Obama selling out to the health insurance industry rather than trying for Medicare For All. Not in the Democrats protecting the Bush War Criminals when they had the Congressional Majority. It’s all…

Also, Amar is not a Liberal. It would be very different if the Times actually had a Liberal write this piece.

Bez from the Happy Mondays obviously moved to Russia to have children.

Barack, is that you? If the Senate is not performing its obligations then compel them to. Force a constitution crisis. Do something. Meek surrender to the rules that one side is not abiding by is what put us here.

You’re telling me that Lorne Michaels isn’t paying people to come up with a “Stefon” movie?

After McConnell said, “I refuse to do anything” following the Garland nomination, Obama said “Ok” and went back to planning for his time out of office.  He should have nominated a candidate every week and made the Republicans explain to the country why they were violating the rules.  Civics textbooks are nice, but…

How would we know? He never tried. 

factually correct

So when one side is down, the other side gets to plunder however they like until it’s the next party’s turn

If Barack cared so much about SCOTUS why did he sit on his hands when McConnell pulled his power play with the Scalia seat?

When the Germans all went for their team haircut, each one asked for the “Macklemore”.

They’re still only chugging Bud Light. In ‘94 Messier would be drinking whiskey mixed with the blood of his opponents.

Nice

The Slap Shot re-boot tweaked the final scene in a much more gender inclusive manner