two 20 minute conversations...

the warehousing of Central American children in a former Wal-Mart is the ultimate distillation of American foreign and economic policy in the 2000s.

As a New Yorker, I can say with absolute certainty that the Knicks and Mets are like the Fredo Corleone and Billy Carter of sports franchises.

explanations say yes, tattoos say no.

Bobby Grich

Never wear the hat

“Now with 100% More Olive Oil!”

Pictured, L-R: Guinea, Pig

No mention of “Archie Bunker’s Place”?

the whole thing could blow up

“ his character has turned into a dick”—is what happens when you spend too much time in Silicon Valley. This has been the underlying theme of the season. 

Chris Christie can now ease into the role he was born to play, NJ State Legbreaker.

The fat guy in the sweatshirt going “Fuck You Cruz” summarizes the Yankees bleacher experience better than anything. Also, the dad in the front must be saying “that was great, but don’t be like these assholes.”

When asked about what he was most looking forward to, Rooney responded “Breakfast Buffets”

I dunno. He gave orders, which usually gets the best response from Germans.

He can if he’s pardoned.

As promised.

+1 Guest Worker

They are going to use his experience in opening up international markets like Teheran and Managua.