Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.

What they need to do financially

Probably the finest example of a 1990 Chrysler LeBaron GT in existence.

I’m 25. That’s around the age of most of our staff writers. Go ride your horse to the tonic bar, Santa. 

Not to mention, at the price they sell Maximas at, it is completely pointless. You can get into an Infiniti Q50, which has rear or all-wheel drive, a real transmission, and a twin-turbo engine for about the same price. In Canada, the Q50 Signature is about a $1500 premium over the SR Maxima, and the Q50 has standard…

Gather ‘round kids and let me tell you when Nissan sold a “sports sedan” called the Maxima that was actually an industry leader.  This was waaaay back in the 90s, then boxiness was good...

Why does the Maxima still exist? Someone’s got to cut me off in rush-hour traffic without signaling and proceed to stay well below the speed limit.

Maxima and Altima have overlapped since the 2002 Altima refresh. It hasn’t made sense in a long time.

I cry a little inside everytime I see a 240z that’s been messed with.

Is This Custom Datsun 240Z Cool Enough To Own? (No.)

Woof. You could either buy a clean S30 for that price or somebody’s project that included zero engine work and too much body work.

poor third-world dictatorships

won’t someone think of the forgotten boomers, that hard working class that pulled up every ladder after they climbed it and told the next generation, “we got ours, tough shit for you guys.”

But Boomers, you can wear branded Corvette hats and polos and white New Balance runners in any Corvette. You can fit any Corvette with chromed OEM wheels, Lambo door hinges, and listen to Rush Limbaugh in any Corvette. You can be racist and myopic from behind the wheel of any car, regardless of where its engine may…

And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

Yep, and everyone knows that cocks have their engines in the front the way God intended. 

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

These guys don’t want nimble sports cars. They want a projection of their cocks. 

Dear boomers. You are dying off, you aren’t spending money on Corvettes anymore, GM doesn’t give a shit about you, they are making a car that Gen Xers and so on will want to buy.

Great idea and all but you can’t out-Subaru Subaru. Many have tried, but the sales of the Outback have continued to climb