ericboesch
Eric Boesch
ericboesch

You don't like me, I don't like you, nobody cares what anybody thinks. Thank you for having the decency to shine with reflected pop glory instead of spoiling things with amateur hour. In a better world, this reply would be a Tick quote.

What do you want, steroid crunchies or steroid crunchies with marshmallows?

Did the witness who identified the killer as "David Biro" have a limp?

The lawyers maintained Durst's innocence by delivering presents to him "From: Santa" on Christmas Eve.

If an insult works, it will be misused, if it ever had a clear use to start with. Thief, fascist, liar — in the US at least, anyone can call anyone else all of those things, because in common use the words have no meaning. (Where "racist" is concerned, I remember seeing a judge's opinion throwing out a claim of

As I remember it, the ping pong scene was also ridiculous for the vanilla rec center technique, even with much less sticky 1970s equipment. Strong players may do something kind of like that, mainly just hitting the ball back the same way each time, but they need to topspin the crap out of it so the opponent is also

Next time you blow a 9th level spell (Time Stop) on a firstie, my assassins will be better prepared.

They could call it "No Exit."

I can't! And that's why I'm never sad.

From that last page (#26), you're being unfair. We should also wait for the filler text to be replaced with real dialog.

Dude, but what if there is a whole universe inside every atom?

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Somebody turn that baby on his stomach, because he likes to work blue!

All of those examples were of racial violence, so perhaps you can restate your point in a way that makes more sense. It's harder to get a gang to agree to engage in racial violence than for one person to do it on their own, and it's disturbing when people succeed. New York used to be well represented on that score.

That's easy then, probably, I bet. You want to get along with the father better, tell him his son will be the top.

He said southerner, not resident of Bensonhurst. (Or Crown Heights if you expand the set to include Jews, but Yankel Rosenbaum doesn't count to some people because anyone who thinks their side's racism is comparable to the other guys' is bad at racism.)

Michael Winslow developed his abilities so he would be ready if aliens who speak in whoops and boings should visit. The acting and comedy gigs are just to pass the time until the day his special skills might save the planet.

My high school psych teacher read that one in class. Gould treats gender like Marx treated capital, as the singular root of all evil. I want to live in a world whose problems have such simple solutions.

In most of the world, a sizeable portion of the majority group thinks they're put upon. Somewhere, their side isn't winning as hard as they think they should. American Christians aren't the worst in that regard.

Hey kids, circle the two people in this photo who have the clout to fire the makeup artist!