The anorexic zombie looks at itself and its patches of exposed spinal column in the mirror and sees a bloated corpse. It somehow manages to regurgitate most of what little flesh still hangs on its abdomen. It shakes its head and makes guttural noises while other zombies feast on the living. Running out of ideas here,…
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Not that this involves me in any way, but just so you know, the five steps are disagreement, threats, making up, makeup, and makeouts.
It's a low-hanging fruit, hard to just leave it alone.
As incumbent, you are ineligible to nominate a new scapegoat for the decline of civilization.
Jones is a Welsh surname, though her ruddy complexion suggests possible Spanish heritage dating from the shipwreck of the Armada.
Have you figured out whether the fraction of nominees (excluding foreign language films) is more or less than one would expect given the proportion of the American population? To me the proportion of Asians in the nominees looks to exceed the average proportion of Asians in America over the history of the awards. In…
They've been extra exacting with tolerances ever since the Lego Space Shuttle broke apart during reentry.
They could cut down the character count the usual way, by cutting out all the female characters. Hey-yo! Stand back, piping hot topical humor coming through!
That's the shortlist, but I've heard the tall list is led by Kristaps Porzingis!
"Personally I leave other people's labels alone and try to support or attack specific statements they make." Great policy. Just because someone has adopted a poorly-defined label you don't like doesn't empower you to win an argument with them before they have said anything wrong. That's not actually possible.
Hermoine/Hermoine is the 'ship of champions. Isaac Asimov would have approved.
That's a very nice comment and you are special and should feel good about yourself. I am happy to say so, because I'm good enough and other people's successes do not diminish me.
We all know filming will never start and it's just a cheap way for the producers to cheer up their friends in the weeks leading up to Armageddon.
"The damage from a bullet is because the kinetic energy is concentrated in a small area" is only half the story, because the bullet really is much more energetic. A 1 kg object moving at 10 km/s has the same momentum as a 10 kg object moving at 1 km/s, but the lighter one has 10 times the kinetic energy because…
Action figures wear ruffled shirts. Dolls wear blouses.
I guess the correct phrase is breach of promise, which sounds disappointingly ordinary, but you have to love that the award is called "heart balm".
Chaps are assless, if they had asses they'd be women. Ha. Ha.
Once you buy the marriage proposal, you are free to respond to it as you like. If you accept and he backs out, then legally speaking that would constitute tortious latinium of affection on his part.
Thank you, Equivalent Measurements Man!