"Well it was pretty early in the last decade, so it was kind of ahead of the whole irony thing." Back then our irony was more authentic. It wasn't a performance like it is for so many people these days. The vocabulary for what we were expressing did not exist yet, so we had to invent it as we went along. Even once we…

"Head Like a Hole."

To be very clear, are you saying he admitted to stealing the jewelry and then edited the post to remove that part, and that's why you can't provide a quote to justify that belief of yours?

Try reading it again. He didn't say that he stole the jewelry.

Reading between the lines, the nominal complaint here is that he's not talking with sufficient respect and empathy about someone who stole his mother's jewelry and blamed him for it, which is such a thin complaint that it sure looks like a pretext to revisit old bad blood. Anyway I've probably said more than enough…

For those of us in the audience who didn't buy a program, are you representing a cause, or is this recreational douchebaggery?

(Paul Hogan's agent lobbies to get him in the joke)

Ever watchful my ass. IA spend most of their time napping at their desks deep under the waves, next to the drowned remains of long forgotten continents.

I happen to know a bit about this period of American history, having read the account penned by professor Woodrow Wilson.

You're thinking of Actual Snakes! It's funny because… (walks away after realizing no one is listening)

Sullivan had a habit of calling on God to strike him dead if he lied, when he was speaking exquisitely delicate half-truths.

Some happenstance seems unlikely to happen to anyone, so if it happens to you, specifically, I can see getting funny metaphysical ideas. I don't blame Sullivan for deciding God was after him, even without assuming all those lightning strikes left his brain wonky (which seems probable).

I doubt most socially conservative Christians would need ulterior motives to oppose strip clubs and the like.

No matter how many times Scout sends Klan King to prison, he always gets out. One of these sequels, she's finally going to break her promise to Atticus on his dying bed to respect due process.

Is the movie based on the video game or vice versa? The red carpet sure looks different in the movie.

Actually I think you do make some good points. To repeat your point, even if it had been a photo of the wrong person (which was a reasonable belief to have at the time), even if the real Sanders had been 100 yards away or arrived an hour later, neither of which turned out the be the case anyway, who fucking cares? It…

Upvoted for the first paragraph.

You put "fraudulent photo" in quotation marks. What is that a quote from? Not from Capeheart's original column, which puts this in the third paragraph:

Regarding your second paragraph —

If Morrissey hasn't used the song title "Disappointed, not Surprised" already, then he has come close a dozen times.