Come on people, settle this like Internet adults and hold lifelong grudges.

It's tough working for Bedrock Towing.

Anyway, the dog really was a talented actor. Under the makeup he was a Doberman.

The so-called Birthday Paradox applies here. Supposing there were a million first/last name combinations to choose from (obviously there are more, but some combinations, probably including Harry Potter, are far more likely than that). Then 1500 random choices would probably lead to at least one duplication.

I think that's Silent Running, the feature-length version of the forest fire in Bambi. Except it's one of the last forests in the galaxy. There's also a cute little robot that dies, for the kids.

Surely you meant Satan. Thank you. Try the haggis.

How can they take one of life's most pleasurable activities and turn it into torture?

1044-37a When can I count a corpse as a dependent?

Day of the Dead came out decades ago.

Fun-ish relevant-ish fact-ish: Most sports, even those considered somewhat dangerous*, are super-safe in the sense that people who do them die at considerably lower rates than those who don't, and dying is not a safe activity. The exceptions — the athletes who died sooner — included sumo wrestlers and football…

I saw a motivational video like that called Dead Ringers.

It had better be, that's the only joke I got.

You left out the quantifiers.

I'm rooting for things to trudge on as usual, people dying right and left, followed by a single episode that provides a happy ending for literally everyone, the more unearned the better. I want to see Daenerys hug a White Walker as a band plays.

The dwarf giant parrot is not quite extinct. Fun fact: "kakapo" means "shitshit" in Austrian.

Show some class. The correct way to do that is to make a list that includes 10cities 10years, Antonio Banderas, and 98 convicted animal molesters, then observe that members of that list have at least a 98% chance of being animal molesters.

Between the random card order and not knowing what cards were in your deck, the card-playing AI for all those different computer-controlled decks was no trivial accomplishment. I know something about game-playing programs, but I still wish I knew how they did it. (I'd guess they used a heuristic to map the cards you…

It'd be a very big room to suck the air out of. I'm not sure I can dispirit more than twenty people at once, and I'd feel left out if it didn't work.

Death note?

Darkman in the Time of Cholera