There's still an interesting backstory there. Why did the court decide that way? If you can admit to something like that in court and still keep it out of the press, that's, uh, interesting.

But — wait a minute, that's the nicest thing anybody ever said about me. I'm a somebody!

Bort did it better, but I did it firster.

I can't wait to find out how this wasn't big news on Sept. 30, 2005. Contrast this with a celebrity masturbating in a porno theater.

That's not a legal phrase! You mean it's "inflammatory."

If Cosby's also accusing himself, that just proves the accusers can't be trusted.

I was in a similar situation. I had a twin ripped from me when I was almost three. I spent years dealing with a sense of loss… until I realized that he was the one who survived.

AV Club and Disqus (I haven't tried to apportion blame) are appalling CPU and network hogs. Woe betide him who opens four or more AV articles at once, and no wonder — if you leave the developer tools open, you'll see that each page generates a neverending flood of HTTP requests.

God, yes, there was nothing better than watching the cascade of numbers down the page as some dutiful anonymous exponent of the One Truth upvoted every comment made by their side and downvoted the other side, except possibly when someone had a tantrum and started downvoting every comment someone else made anywhere.

Nobody can blame those of us who liked the Confederate Flag before the whole slavery thing happened.

In the butt, Bob.

I'm not disagreeing, but I don't think the redneck/hillbilly distinction means a lot to people who think Deliverance was a documentary. It's just weird finding people from Vietnam or the Caribbean who drive into West Virginia for the first time, and they think from rumors and television they know what attitudes to…

It's one thing to decide the Confederate flag is too tainted to be retained as a symbol. It's another to pretend that it represented racism to almost everyone who used it. That's not advancing understanding or enlightenment. It was used in part because of a lack of equally recognizable alternatives — if you ask three…

The Dukes of Hazzard was boy-oriented wish fulfillment. They play with real fast cars, and it's just as awesome as four year olds expect. They also keep outsmarting their parent stand-in (Boss Hogg) and don't go to bed until they want to.

Their main competitor is Perrier, but both companies work together to promote miscellaneous hydrocarbon and chemical industries and lobby against the Clean Air Act. They're playing the long game.

It's not, if you call being a mind-controlled autistic sheeple living!

F is definitely within reach. They just have to convince the reviewer it's ideologically revolting, which isn't hard to do in a horror show.

It could be Magneto deflecting our compasses. Stay alert.

Let's not reduce them to points on a binary scale.

People with cancer are superheroes just for staying positive. They may not be the superheroes we want, but they're they superheroes we deserve.