In related news, ICP is once again looking for a new publicist.

Maybe try her at the other end and see how she catches it in the dirt.

But she's better at handling the long ball!

O'Neal is busy preparing to take over for Charlie Brooker if the unthinkable and unpremeditated should happen.

It doesn't always work out well when you throw your hat in on odd job offers.

LDTTotS was my favorite. It helps if you can see past the blatant symbolism.

Of course Wikipedia has accidental errors. It also has deliberate errors, and even deliberate errors protected by editors.

They are now trying to figure out step two in a business plan where step one is telling children there is no Santa Claus.

Hitchens says in the article that some women actually are funny, and specifically mentions Lucille Ball. Maybe Esposito's reuse of Ball as an example was meant to ironically undercut herself?

They're never there when you need them
They're never there when you call them
They're never there when you need them
They're never there when you call them down
Down, down…

1.1.1. Undersigned certifies that he received $1 compensation from the Company upon agreeing not to read the remainder of this contract.

Too much ripped off from The Matrix? No doubt. Cheesy? Very yes. But I love the Disney/Marvel ending that is just slightly wrong in a way that makes the movie utterly deplorable.

Edit: thank you, wise and all-seeing eye of commerce, for posting my name without putting me through the inconvenience of logging in first.