Frozen pricks? How the heck do they make pizza where you live?

and then? Did u get the rims back? Did u sue the tow truck company? Did insurance pay u 4 new ones? Did u go on an epic mission across Eurasia defeating Italian mobsters, until you were finally reunited with your rims in Hong Kong? I need to know... NOOOOWWWWWW!

Condoms. Condom manufacturers should get in on it, and gun manufacturers. Imagine seeing Trojan and Mossberg advertising on a car...shotgun effect.

One would think checking your mirrors would be enough, particularly if you're hauling an oversize load around a corner. Of course, one would have to do that before hitting the building.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

Huh. I always thought you were a guy. The internet is funny like that.

It must be like an "ocular pat down" (if anybody gets that lol).

Gawker, all that "approval" bullshit and this gets through it?

You can get a Lexus, for $600, or go down to Spearmint Rino and get Alexis for $600, and Alexis won't leave huge stains on your garage floor when she leaves.

Here are the things that I don't get and can't understand why people are not bringing this up.

Now that would make a difference! :D

Exactly this! I don't run into it with cars much, because I really just know the basics, oil, spark plugs, liquids, fuses, etc. But I am a computer programmer, and people ask me for help all the time and I tell them how to fix it and I just get blank stares and then I realize "Holy crap, this person doesn't even know…

I'd have done this:

I really wish they did, because this would earn me a $kay lady that has something to do with (a) Corgis, (b) Trucks, or (c) being overweight. A and B would be optimal.

its the media bruh.. viewers/readers get reeled in by the headline to see what the "outrage" is all about and then you realise you've been conned into wasting your time because of 25lbs..

The problem I have with this is HP/L is not a good metric of how well-engineered an engine is. Sure, it tells you how efficient the engine is at pumping air, but this ratio is high on engines that have a very high redline and you need to wind them out in order to use this power (of course, since HP is a function of…

Yes! It also had an optional tuna tower.

Matt is riding with a guy named Greg. Big dude, 44 ounces in the cupholder. He says that sometimes he hides chicken wings in the truck. One hand on the wheel, one hand eating chicken.

Thanks to you guys posting this, my dad and I looked up the race, and we're heading down tomorrow night! We're up in Michigan, but a short 3.5 hour drive is nothing! Within a few weeks we'll see the Camping World Trucks on dirt and Nationwide in the rain at a road course! Man I love NASCAR!

Yes. Because the first thing that comes to mind when you say "world's largest plane" is the Mriya, not the 380.