I'm not here to find solutions. I'm here to point out problems as pedantically as possible.

Alright, smartass, find me a photo of a Camaro Z/28 on Road America that we can use without copyright violation and I'll run it instead.

The Key to this whole accident is the Jersey Tag on the front of the PT cruiser. Add the woman driver and This focus was doomed from the start.

Ha with first going to the Camry because it's so grounded to the ground?

Great sportsmanship.

Ford Raptor Roadster confirmed?!

For those who want a 911 GT3, but don't want a car that's actually a lightweight sportscar.

Drive fast in a straight line! Not impressive when a man does it, not impressive when a woman does it.

Wow...Ford's site really keeps up with the news!

Every damned week I see people here complaining about how much they hate Regular Car Reviews, BUT THEY STILL WATCH THE GODDAMNED VIDEO! I know that Jalopnik is part of the Gawkersphere and Gawker comment sections are barely a step above YouTube comments, but this is still Jalopnik and we have standards here, and…

...This really sounds like you've never seen one of their videos before. It's all well and good if you don't like it but it's not like it should be a surprise lol

ummm... you do know how helicopters work right? I mean I admit I'm not an expert, but a helicopter would just be a really big blender that sat on the ground if the blades couldn't move.

I'm sure the acrobatic flying community scoffs at this man and resumes polishing their ailerons.

Every paper airplane I've ever made.

While PM was overdoing it, the Sauber did close the door with a car already through it. And this is coming from someone who hates Maldonado with a passion.

I am not sure what I am more upbeat about...the fact that Dr. Hartstein is feeling positive about the matter or that Shumi is improving.

I have had an allergy flare up coincide with the reading of this article that made my eyes water a bit. I'm not a religious man but, Godspeed Michael; pitstop is over...it's time to get back in the race.

How come this clown makes the highlights, and I'm always stuck in comment purgatory?

I took it one step further - I put in the generated Finnish name into the Finngenerator a couple of times... to get my level 3 ascended form's name:

Watch it a little more closely. There's a faint blink in the exact same spot before the brighter blink. Then after the bright blink, another faint one. It was alternating.