Pretty sad that I believed everything I read until I got bored and stopped.

1) holy shit does she have a ton of spare time on her hands.

Just stop it with all the fucking excuses already. How are you not embarrassed??

Waaaaahhhhhh.

At least you’re not judgmental! While we’re at it, Billy rules, and Ross is both unwatchable & unlistenable. Everything about him is absolutely awful. He tries SOOOOO fucking hard.

YOU SEEM FUN.

Be more fucking nitpicky.

“The Summer’s best film”... and we’re four days into June 😂😂

Here's a fun lil story about a Tower Records documentary, but that doesn't mean you should forget to hate men!

Pretty awesome that you can “correctly” categorize her as being in the right when you weren't even there. *applauds*

An article about a Deadspin writer’s wife? What’s next, an update on Alex Trebek’s nephew’s girlfriend?

I couldn't give less of a fuck about what he wore to a concert. Besides, he wears a suit every day, he's probably as comfortable in that as I am in my shark onesie.

Oh my god, they used the word comedienne? Everyone should be fired. Everywhere.

Oh good, another unnecessary attempt at provoking the racial divide.

*goes back to watching Fargo*

I'm slowly falling in love with Jia.