Even if you part it out, I think you’d get more than $500. Drive it around for as long as you can and then part out the rest. Slam dunk.

If there isn’t a business renting kinda naff replica movie cars to tourists in LA there really should be, just off the top of my head:

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

“Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

Damn, even the wildlife in Jersey is overly aggressive.

So I guess overnighting parts from Japan isn’t such a good idea after all.

I really like the way you wrote this article. I feel like you gave enough information to make it intriguing, but not too much to the point where you gave everything away. I have a pretty big beef with Sean Evans over at The Drive, because his article pretty much gives everything away. All the details. I’m really happy…

This one pegs the bullshit meter to the max. I used to live in Texas and had an Impala. Sitting in traffic in 105 degree heat with dew points near 90 degrees had zero effect on how hot the engine ran. Police cars have upgraded cooling systems to help them deal with being used harder than civilian cars. They’re…

we’ll have to revise “bag of dicks” to “old, hoarded, bag of dicks.”

Did his wife ever find out?

You see a shark fin and a ramp NOW? Not when “ejecto seato cuz!”? Not when they went to Tokyo to JDM-ify a Mustang? Not when CGI car chase through caves? (I still can’t help but stare at the Subaru’s lack of a driveshaft at the end of that one) Not when Letty died? Not when dragging a safe behind two Dodge Chargers?…

Excellent coverage on the story torch, glad him and the family were safe!

with a butt hanging out of his mouth the whole time, kids right here is peak trucker

The Spider, by comparison, feels much softer and much less direct.

That’s where the chauffeur’s sole sustenance goes: Necco wafers, smarties, and mini ritz crackers.

yea cuz 13 year old cars aren’t worth spending any money on...

Go chill at the Holiday Inn?

But what if have a fantasy to be an early 2000s rap artist?

$60k is still way too much for a car that’s 13 years old. Also why the hell would anyone buy this when nowadays you can get a brand new $60k car that has nearly all of the features that this Maybach has?