Right. Have you priced a new Suburban recently? Do you realize many of your neighbors are driving Suburbans that cost north of $70,000? (!!!!)

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

Sounds confusing and frightening to my American ears. How do you even measure fast in metric? 0-91.56 deciliters per gram in 7.6 kiloseconds?

I need this, a totaled G-Class and a full set of tools stat.

That’s why there is a Subaru version of this car.

Ads like this are exactly why people frown on car enthusiasts. It’s why we get told we’re “being immature” and need to buy something “grown up” and act our age.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

porsche configurator is a good game

How great is Ford, btw? They have the best full line-up of econocars, sedans, hot hatches, muscle cars, SUVs, supercars, vans, trucks, and even these super trucks. They are all good, and good looking, and competitive. I’ve never owned a Ford, but I’ve run out of excuses, really.

Maybe he saw the Thomas Jefferson vs Fredrick Douglas Epic Rap Battles Of History video and got confused.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I’ve been an ardent supporter of the TurboTeen hypothesis. Now you’ve given me nutrient paste for thought.

Man, you can’t let this go. You’re still wrong on eye placement. My kid was watching it the other day and thought of your post. Emotions come from the eyes. They need to be the central part of the face. You can’t feel the same immediate reaction to the car’s emotion if the eyes are in the lights. The windshield is a…

Counterpoint: No.

Soon they’ll be in Africa, driven by a guy in a 2017 Packers NFC Champs T-Shirt and Hat.

More cars in the Silver Dome parking lot now than when the Lions played there.

I started to say “Hey, three places where nobody actually notices abandoned cars, LOL!” But this actually makes me physically sick on many levels, I’m not even sure where to start. It’s like cash-for-clunkers redux. Surely there are places in the world where these could serve to immeasurably improve people’s quality…