Every Toyotathon, the red moon rises and blood is spilt. This is the way it always has been and always shall be. The Deals Walrlock must be sated and the people’s thirst for a low APR must be quenced with virgin blood. The time is nigh, I hear the wail of Herb Chambers, roused from his dusty grave.

I bought a thing this week!!

Aging the four personas 16 years, it’s quite troubling:

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I’ve been waiting for a post like this all my life (kinda)!

Jason, I almost wanna take back all the bad things I’ve said about you!

Must have been a Cars and Coffee near the ramp.

The BRZ.

Yeah. What’s wrong with “first one to drive 500 miles wins"?

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Counterpoint: Gravity.

I’m deathly terrified of the turn signal.

That response from Jiffy Lube is a straight Ctrl C + Ctrl V from their “what to do when the shop F’s up” handbook.

No? It’s not like they stunt around to get back at society, they do it because they’re bored. That’s all well and good, and I support the idea of building a facility where they can go and muck around till their hearts are content in a legal way. There’s obviously an untapped interest among these kids. This “execution”…

To those who say “can’t be auctioned off because ___,” my solution would have been to donate the vehicles to technical schools. Have kids disassemble them, learn how engines work, get a headstart in engineering.

He won’t buy that third hand 8 year old BMW/Mercedes with the designations he disagrees with, because it would just anger him too much.

I have come to the conclusion that if I were to ever decide to buy a BMW, I would spend far longer researching the meaning of the model naming scheme than I would driving the car.

I will never forgive BMW and Mercedes for just throwing their hands up in the air about engine displacement in model designations.

Thank you for linking that story. I saw this ad on YouTube a few weeks ago and its the first thing I thought of.

It boggles my mind as to why, if you quit or are fired as an executive in a corporation like VW, you still get your bonuses or any other benefits. This is further made unacceptable when laws were broken in the process. I’m sure there are some contractual obligations, but frankly so what? You screwed up, you got…

#murica