It’s really funny that you mentioned this. I was in Florida a few weeks ago, and heard a different version of this song literally everywhere. So I Shazaamed it, went to iTunes and saw this version as well. My Bachelor’s Degree is in Spanish, so on top of my Spanish classes, I had to take a bunch of classes in…

See I took that to mean she’s from Waynesboro, PA, but went to Virginia for her abortions. I grew up due west of Waynesboro, PA, and she is the epitome of the stereotypical Waynesboron. People around there talk with what you’d consider to be a Southern draw, are extremely evangelical, and believe that “the South will…