Don't they check for internal consistency? He has a hell of a lot of fine details to keep up at this point.

He must have some kind of clout somewhere.

Assuming of course that an actual person inspired this column, between the high school diploma and the ducking out for more familiar food, I seriously wonder if the friend in question is an incredibly sheltered kid who just graduated high school and whose parents told them to go have lunch with their sort-of friend…

Cher's dad said "You divorce wives, not children." It looks like he kept up a relationship after the marriage ended. I don't remember any information about how long that marriage lasted, so I don't know how long Cher and Josh had been step-siblings.

I feel like I could get the experience of this movie by just eating a cup of vanilla pudding.

Thanks-I did not realize that! By the time they rolled around I'd switched to CDs.

They're also great if you hate the convenience of simply going to straight to a particular song that you want to hear.

It's not that surprising, although if he's that incompetent I wonder if both publications are just counting him as a political diversity hire.

And there's only one kind of cancer! There's not multiple types or anything.

If not for the law suit, I would have no idea what John Oliver said about Murray. Great going, legal team!

It's steps down.

The Simpsons movie was good!

I would have assumed a night mayor was a character from Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.

Not that I don't love my Amazon account, but has anyone checked into whether Bezos has plans to adopt a white cat and build a volcano lair?

Do they already have all the coasters they need? If not, there's a use.

Oh, man, I missed my prime rib birthday! I will totally do that for my next prime number birthday.

There's actually an entire published list of colleges and universities that accept late applications. I fail to see how that's an effective pitch, but I'm glad these 10 students can now contemplate a future with its help.

I assume this was college, meaning it was both uncomfortable and expensive.

Guts!

All hail!