Oh, sorry, my bad--I saw the story headline and thought this was a Jezebel article on an entirely different topic. Carry on.

lol stop stealing valor from your wife you dork.

To me Leo is the worst offender. He’s made being an eco-warrior a part of his brand. Yet he’s constantly seen flying by private jet to party on a yacht with a bunch of friends and 20 year old supermodels. Environmental issues are a safe cause for rich white celebrities. You don’t have to interact with impoverished…

Thats only designed to stop women, not concussions. 

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

And for the second time in his life, OJ will be followed by the LAPD

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

Pretty sure those small town diners only exist to give tv news reports a place to ask dipshit octogenarians why they voted for trump.

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg

The combat looks pretty basic and stiff to me. Very much alike to The Force Unleashed. At least give these Jedis some level of finesse and be able to chain their attacks between troopers like in Shadow of Mordor. The kill one enemy, kill the next enemy, kill the next enemy routine is gonna get old quick with no combo…

This club has everything: screaming monkeys; explosive vomiting and blood in abundance; a slow onset that guarantees a long wait before an all-clear for those potentially infected; hazmat suits and claustrophobia; Dan Cortez . . . 

Obligatory:

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Right? We’re clearly putting too much effort into this being “decent” thing.

I’m clearly making a mistake trying to navigate life with a conscience and empathy.

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit