“ever since he was the best cast member of MTV’s The State”

I’d rather have a show where neither was a straight person.

Chuck mostly managed it with Casey. (NSA, not FBI, but a lot of common DNA with Maxwell.)

But can he help me make thousands of dollars a week working from home?

But will there be chicks, man?

Don’t you mean kiss E’s big ass and a sex tape?

Changing the name now, with a decade+ of mediocrity as recent history means that lots of season ticket holders will decide the name change is the final straw, and drop their tickets.

I’m gonna watch some Netflix. Watch some Netflix.

I would love to be a fly on the wall of the Bleidel-Kartheiser residence some random weekend. They seem to me to be one of the strangest celebrity couples. Not illogical, just strange.

The only way anyone has to get in touch with Sparks is an old Hotmail account, so he probably won’t be available.

If only Alison had a Netflix series that could be cross-promoted on this show.

Stay out of it, Nick Lachey.

My Vajayjay is painin’!

Now let’s get thirtysomething, Once and Again, and please, please, please, The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd.

Throw in <i>Xena, Warrior Princess</i>, and <i>The McLaughlin Group</i> and you’re on.

My headcanon has them in space with the Shi’ar.

If only they had recognized Jon Hamm’s capabilities, brought him back and retconned him into someone worth dating. I bet he would have had awesome chemistry with Lauren Graham and they would have been so pretty to look at.

Don’t worry. Three or four episodes before the show ends, she’ll die and be transformed into something more powerful.

Always my favorite.

Back in the ‘60s and ‘70s “To Ball” meant “To Fuck” and “ball” could also be used as a noun form of fuck. Usage: “Are you going to ball that groovy chick?”