Make love to me.

Question for Tim: What do you eat for breakfast on a regular basis?

Joey to the rescue! Totally sold my MBP this week and it feels good to finally be a PC only home.

Kerry writes some really mouth watering paragraphs. Just the words used alone make me a little wet. And the way he uses metering is quite simply delicious.

SO YOUR RHINO CAN RHINO WHILE HE RHINOS IN THE OFFICE.

I build my own and my 1100 dollar system has been running perfect for the past 3 years I have had my mac. The mac software update to Mavericks fried my keyboard chip or something (don't ask me how because I honestly don't know but it's a thing. Look it up on the internet.) My PC has never once broken down on me so…

How does getting laid and drinking soda relate to computer preference? Does not compute.

Did you know I just saved a bunch of money by not buying a mac? I actually just sold my 13" paper weight yesterday to some guy for 500 bucks. The one thing they do right is hold down your papers and maintain a decent value years down the line when you realize that your fanboy induced purchase will at least get you…

This gave me feels... Thanks giz :'(

Is this Algerian cotton organic? In the Pacific Northwest there is a cotton company that only hand rolls their bedding using organic strains of fair trade cotton plants. The thread count is completely unknown but it feels like you are sleeping on air.

Well there goes the neighborhood. Does it come with Advanced Bear Scanning Technology? What about the Caribou Avoidance System? or a Moose Deterrent System? Going to be awfully hard to sell this in the northern part of this hemisphere.

Move to Alaska. The ballers here keep baby brown bears as house pets. When they get old enough, they simply release them on their back 40 acre property and have a hunt. It's simply a delight when someone invites you to a good old fashioned bear hunt.

Have any of the other floors looked into using reclaimed hardwood from the eastern region of Brazil near Peru where they have been clear cutting to make way for industrial growth? I hear the wood from down there is second to none.

shut down skynet?

They kind of remind me of Yelle, which is a good thing. Very very good. Thanks for the post. Yelle also has a song "Les Femmes" on their 2007 album. I wonder if there is any inspiration from this French duo?

I hammock all summer in Alaska... only con in my book, bears and wolves. I keep my rifle right next to my head on the tree, loaded, and safety off. It's the best way of camping IMHO.

definitely fire-crotch. ^.^

SO AMAZEBALLS

I wanna go fast! Overclockers everywhere will rejoice when these bad boys hit the market.

I'll take one in each color. Because you know... reasons.