I didn’t play this one, but a good friend of mine who frequently DMs for his entirely-too-comedic-for-his-own-good brother told me about it. This was the sort of guy who routinely played characters like Velvet Merlin, the flamingly straight sparklemancer from Greater Fairyton. He wanted to play a half-orc wizard, but…

In America, you can shoot a Black person and not even serve a day in jail! Truly a paradise.

I think I have the most fun in mystery heroes, because the concept of ‘mains’ is basically wiped out. Seems like the teams tend to stick together a little better, as confidence levels are a lower with random heroes.

This comment section is going to go well.

When I go on a losing streak I play the silly arcade modes and vs AI matchmaking. Takes the stress away

I’ll bet he jacked up his muscles 7,000%!

i have several questions:

Done. I call it a scroll wheel.

Nah, it’s easier to blame people that aren’t white, and praise white people for exercising their 2nd Amendment rights or make them look like a martyr. Boom, more arrested/dead innocents that make me feel uneasy and I don’t have to pay a dime towards care! Soul? What’s that? More of your expensive wine please!

I’m not gonna add anything here, except to say that when I’m scrolling through comments and I see your handle on one, I almost always take the time to read it. Well thought out and even handed, well done. Sometimes I think I too will attempt this, but I always end up feeling like I’m yelling into the wind. Good on you…

I feel like that’s not what is important here, dude.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doing olympic martial arts AND skiing is clearly two tricks, no? Or is that not what we’re talking about :-P

You really didn’t think Pita would just fold, did you?

False.

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

I don’t know enough about Dr. Disrespect to make a call, but seriously, how you gon use the “I have X friends” card?

this is the best take, but at the same time a bad take to read on an empty stomach. send wings plz

Oh cool, where the internet jumps on some random person because they had the audacity to admit their partner needed self-stimulation to orgasm from time to time.

Correction: Trolling is normally bad. Trolling pedantic, asshole, “well ackshually” fanboys, however, is and always will be hilarious.