I started with Witcher 2 and I was like “Yeah you can sleep around but it isn’t as bad as people act like.” Then I read the wiki for the original Witcher.

I had issues with Kratos being a son of Zeus in the last game, my B.A. in English made me cringe at seeing this random character in the same pantheon of the Greek gods.
However, mythological anachronisms aside, if the last series of games focused on Kratos being the ultimate, rebel son of the gods, this game may focus…

From GameSpot

Its time

listen im ready, ive been ready for 10 years, at this point both them bitches need to die.

Fogg, no! Bad FOGG! BAD FOGG!

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I just hope every Kotaku writer can sleep well and not worry about providing for their family and themselves. Ive been there and dont wish that insecurity upon everyone.

Emily is both younger than the other Dishonored characters and an empress. I’d expect her to have better access to skincare. With that said, the other women of the world have relatively smoother skin as well. Amongst the maids, plague survivors, prostitutes, conspirators, etc. there’s definitely a discrepancy there…

Oh no. This is not going to be a comment section I can browse, is it?

Play of the Game: Blizzard as Hanzo

I choose to be an optimist and believe they did this just because they felt it was the right thing to do.

I don’t think the kid would be old enough for such a task. And even if he was, three days of playing LEGO would not be a punishment, it’d be a holiday.

1453 was an inside job!!!! Ottomans used MIND CONTROL

Fireballs can’t melt brick walls

Yes, I know it’s probably only me but this attract screen on the first movie clearly stands MONSTER SEX TUTORIAL! +1 000 000 free views at the release :D

Every time someone posts that furry scale, I go “I bet someone posted the Dangerously Cheesy version.” I have yet to be wrong.