u mean... time to leaf.

Leaf him alone guys, he’s doing his best.

It’s happening. It’s all happening.

For every invention built by mankind... someone will mis(correctly)use it for porn.

Good call. Letting kids virtually experience sexual intimacy would only serve to distract them from the much more developmentally crucial virtual experiences like murdering people.

They’ll have to have a Freud section of the dreams. It will be the largest.

Kinja has been broken every since this post went live, forcing me to relive this typo for an hour.

I agree, and given how much effort and attention the devs put into the first game I’d be surprised if they didn’t do that. I’m kind of hoping that Emily is given mostly new powers, and most of Corvo’s powers remain the same and get better in this game.

Wut? Are you from one of those alternate worlds?

Did anyone else notice it looks like she’s wearing the Outsider’s mark rather than having it on her skin, like it’s artificial?

Luke she’s not orphaned, it’s very heavily implied Corvo is her father so you get to play as father and daughter which is awesome.

Finally, I am getting my own squad after what happened last night!

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013:

Actually, what they are officially saying on the youtube vid description is: “Play the game, based on the movie, based on the game!” I’m just running with their joke

I miss Leo takes a look.

Nope, they used a long pole and a gimble to stablize the camera.

Seems to me some of these players were approaching Contra the same way someone would approach Halo. Halo’s ground rules don’t apply on old-school sidescrollers like these.

I thought I might get a mention with Fahey favoriting mine, but there were so many good ones, I can’t say I am surprised that I didn’t make it.

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.