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It was in the video, he picked up a one time use skeleton spawn.

No Bacon Waffle? Fuck this place!

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Yes, that's one of the vocalists from ACIV (Seán Dagher), singing one of the shanties from ACIV. Think of this as ACIV unplugged :)

this fucking game

There's also a bit where your target is the (fictional) creative director from Abstergo Software in ACIV.

I remember reading Game of Thrones for the first time and throughout the entire novel thinking the author had to be British given its influences. Then I looked up Martin when I was done and realized the sonofabitch was from my home state of New Jersey and Bayonne at that! I'm not sure why but It was a cool feeling.

I bet he's a pig.

Chris, Your voice is like fresh cream butter being smoothly inserted into my ears with a solid gold turkey baster. Perfect.

There's a joke to be made here about wiping out Japanese cities when Japan is causing too much trouble.

Too soon?

Once you've seen this GIF, there's no reason to watch the stream. It's exactly the same. ;)

"Heavens, no, my good man! You mustn't fap!"
*press X to prevent fapping*

Games have come a long way since Dragon Age: Origins' infamously nightmare-inducing dead-eyed doll sex, but I think there's still ample room to grow, for games to not be The Absolute Worst at portraying sex. Big-budget hits like Grand Theft Auto V, God of War, and Far Cry 3 prefer to use it for laughs or tasteless

Female. The female protagonist swaps places with her twin brother.

Battlefield Hardine is a shooter that rewards not shooting. In the single player at least. If you wondered how it would deal with the idea of a 'bad cop' in the current real-world climate, it turns out the solution is, ironically, to pretend it didn't happen.

I have to politely say, fuck no, no Freddy's reaction clips. If you want to see Freddy's reactions vids, there are literally eleventy billion of them on YouTube.

That's nothing. Origin once updated planet Earth for me.