twitter is giving me life with all this mess going on

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

Let’s hope this doesn’t happen in November with Bernie supporters (I’m one of them) voting for Jill Stein as a protest candidate.

Day 17. Putin has been talking smack about me. A couple of nukes will let him know who’s boss.

chris christie is typing it. he's back from mcdonalds and had nothing else to do

Ellie, how do you type with such short fingers?

Word. Calling him a monster is a insult to monsters. Let’s not lump him in with our more tolerant, friendly cookie loving monsters.

Are you moving to Arizona willingly or is this like a hostage situation of some sort? Blink twice if you need help.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

Not, that is not it, that is a tiny example. It’s not my job to educate you on Jezebel’s coverage. Let alone Gawker’s horrible coverage. Either you’ve been in a coma these past 6 months or not. Educate yourself. I owe you nothing.

Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”

One of the most aggavating things about this election has been watching certain idiot BernieBros insist that Hillary is “basically a Republican” because she voted for the Iraq War.

Pssh. Hillary is just Republican light, don’tchaknow? She’s barely got a progressive plank in her platform!

Good lord. Are you really that blind to your own coverage of Clinton during the primaries? I mean, really.

Okay, this needs to stop. This assumption that Warren prefers Bernie “in her heart”. You don’t know that, you are projecting.

Based upon her interview on Rachel Maddow, I wouldn’t be so hasty to assume that Hillary Clinton is not the candidate that she wants. She seems to really admire her.

Actually what I got is that she’s sincerely excited to endorse another woman.

I think you’re exaggerating. I’ve been to DC lots of times and I’ve never been able to find a street parking place downtown.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.