I still prefer carrots but I will join you in drinking wine. Just to show we have more in common than we have keeping us apart.

I don’t think he understood that what he said might come off as vaguely sexual. You see, on his planet, one procreates by exchanging protein streams through one’s tentacles.

That looks excellent, and the red miso sub would totally work too. Usually I’d peel the celery for something like this, but if it’s hearts only, I think that can be skipped.

Any salad tossed with walnuts is a Very Good Plan.

Mostly in the grays. Give it a few minutes and then you can have a lot of conversations going in circles like:

I find the use of potato, a New World foodstuff, very ahistorical.

Is it sad that this is the first time I learned the word for that?

I love this woman! Let’s happy dance, Hils.

Huh.

Bernie supporters are passionate and engaged. Hillary supporters are passionate and engaged. As a longtime New York democrat, I never thought this was going to end differently here. We elected her to the Senate twice, the second time in a landslide. She was a fabulously effective legislator for NY, it would have taken…

Counter-counterpoint: negative calories! Eat some celery then eat all the cookies!!!

#ImWithCelery

When you take out your loaded gun with the fucking safety off and wave it around in a roomful of children, then any shooting that results is intentional.

Who knew bigotry had rain dates.

This is a constant struggle between my wife and me. We’ve eventually settled on just keeping Tapatio and Cholula in the house, which after typing seems pretty fucking bougie.

Cholula? How bougey.

haha. I know! It’s been a sore spot for me about the Trudeau sons. They act like she doesn’t exist, and all the while still seem close to the children their mother had later on. But Sarah? The only daughter of one of the greatest leaders in Canadian history? Nothing. If Canada was GoT... Justin should watch his back.