Can we take a moment and break down this quote and the various ways in which it is HILARIOUS?

right? like why all the hate on traditionally celtic names? those names aren’t made up artsy fartsy names for everybody.

Hell yeah! My son’s name is Wolfgang.

My son’s name is Wolfgang! My husband’s name is the same as a famous composer as well so they went well together. We call him Wolfie for short. :D

I gave my kids non-anglicized names. Scored mega points with the Swedes in my husband’s family. And now I’m wondering if people are judging me at the doctor’s office.

Why? unless you were named after someone because they were so special to your family, aren’t we all named because someone thought it sounded cool?

Your child’s name can scream “teen mom” or “mcmansion pinterest housewife mom” or “artsy hister mom” or “single mother” or any number of things.

Whatever, Wolfgang is badass!

Is Kevin Brown, the actor who plays Dot Com, okay?

An entirely reasonable comparison that any reasonable person would draw.

Can someone offer a similar course for certain members of the GOP?

They’d better ban gluten in the products, as well, or the fish with still end up with the toxins.

“38-year-old Gary Withers and 19-year-old Kristina Green”

They’re quickly becoming the only Americans who can get one now.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

“alcohol poisoning”

“Flood my guts” just might be the grossest thing I’ve read today. In this bleak and vile cesspool that is the internet, that’s downright impressive. I’m not sure what the prize is, but you win it.

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

My FWB and I ran into this couple one time while we were out. The man actually remarked that we looked “goofy” together because he is 6’4” and I am 4’9”. Then the lady chimes in with some thinly veiled comment about mechanics, wink, wink, nudge. So, she follows this up by asking him when he will make an “honest woman”…

For the uninitiated, the book—which is a relatively short 28 pages