Come on people, stories about your personal economic self-sufficiency are not particularly helpful. I graduated college with zero debt, too. Congratulations, us! We're awesome! We also didn't graduate into a global economic downturn, attended school approximately 17 tuition hikes ago, and aren't disproving basic…

I want to agree, but if I were absurdly rich I'd probably plan extravagant movie-themed parties all the time. Damn my elf-loving heart.

This is so profoundly sexist I don't even know how to respond.

Well, if you discount the personal experiences of everyone who happens to disagree with you (including some of the writers on this site) then yeah, I guess women don't like anal sex.

That's your response to the atrocious racism this woman is facing? That the banana throwing person was justified because Western Nations don't have strong enough barriers to entry for foreigners? Even though America and Europe are notoriously hard to legally gain entry to work and live? Especially for people in…

You know, "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" are so USA-centric that it would make perfect sense for Oliver's international news-inspired show to happen. The US media barely covers international events that don't involve the British Royal Family, so John Oliver pointing out the absurdity of crucial goings-on…

This is why, in my opinion, you should never leave the house without the baby for the first 3 months.

It's like a sign "I HAD THE BABY. It's right here....don't call me fat so help me."

I have the same reactions when one of my guy friends says this to me. "I didn't really believe in feminism until I had a daughter!"

Holy shit, feminist heaven sounds terrifying. Judith Butler isn't even dead yet and she's already relegated to serving the wine and fowl.

Your horse is going to be so pissed off after you led him on like that.

I need offspring so they can guard the sorcerer's tomb after I die, as we have been doing for thousands of years in my family. If the family line is broken there will be nothing to protect the realm from the sorcerer's dark magics.

Writing angsty songs about those behaviors is emo psych.

Actually, I think he was a pretty good dad, all things considered. I mean, I turned out Ok. I'm finally gonna get my GED once this latest DUI bullshit blows over.