How do you expect real change to happen by couching compromise as a moral failure, failing to understand strategy, and hamstringing the groups that largely agree with you ideologically? Ross Perot is the most successful third party candidate in modern history. He got almost 20% of the popular vote. Do you even know…

Well, if you’re Donald Trump, that’s VERY helpful. I mean the guy has flat out been courting the Bernie demographic for a few weeks now because he, unlike so very many people on the left, understands exactly how much help he’s getting.

OH hell yeah, I also have an adorbs English clothing company I love (mine is collectif). Shopping spree!

Your cats are a lot more laid back than my cats. STOP JUDGING ME MR MITTENS!!!

This is very funny, but I think we all know day 1-25 is vacay in Mar-a-lago to recover from having to deal with campaign haters and day 26 is deciding that only a loser would do the hard work of presidenting for $250k or whatever in chump change and quitting to do reality TV again now that the brand is shined up.

The worst was that bit about wondering how long it’s been since someone told him he was special. Lady, he’s a teen WAITER not a ragamuffin Victorian orphan locked in the poor house. There’s a good chance someone told him they loved him and gave him a hug that very morning. Probably while they dropped him off at his…

He’s been sued five times and his wife is just finding out now? What the heck is going ON in that marriage?

Word. Calling him a monster is a insult to monsters. Let’s not lump him in with our more tolerant, friendly cookie loving monsters.

Yeah, people are really glossing over the fact that Elizabeth DID previously co-sign a letter asking Hillary to run for president in this election because she thinks she’s, in Warren’s words “terrific.” There’s plenty of evidence out there that she may well legitimately think Hiliary is a great candidate. Any…

I’d like to think that the fact that in the past few days people like Newt Gingrinch have come out against Trump is a hopeful sign (I mean really, who would have pegged Newt as the guy with the moral background to push back against racism.) but you can’t put all your eggs in the GOP’s sanity basket, because they do…

You are living your best life. Might go for a little scotch and brownies myself!

I had a nice glass of wine and cried some happy tears during that speech. It’s a nice night!

Will it affect the CA vote that much though? I just looked at the numbers and absentee voting hovers upwards of 60% for the primaries, so a LOT of votes are already in. And the exit polling shows those votes already leaning in Hillary’s favor. I don’t know that this AP story the night before the election would have…

I have a four year old. If you ask him who should be president, he will say Trump and then he will laugh and laugh and laugh like he just laid down some comedy gold and I REALLY hope he’s not doing that at preschool where I’m going to get a reputation.

I give it six months before she leaves him for that other one

“Hey guys, it turns out you don’t actually understand the person you love the most and instead have cobbled together an understanding of her based mostly on stereotypes. And she apparently doesn’t feel comfortable enough with you to discuss these types of things honestly. Isn’t that great news?”

“If Bernie Sanders loses ... there will be virtually no way to make it up”

Yep. Everything you could ever say about failing as a parent is summed up in this letter.

Counterpoint: as a giant hippie, I also co sleep with my kids and have basically earned four straight years of being kicked in the face at 2AM by one or the other of them for my troubles. I am so tired guys. So very, very tired. These people have the jimmy legs like no tomorrow.

My mom once kicked my brother out of the car in the middle of the Rocky Mountains and told him his crying would attract bears. He also had the good sense to stay put on the side of the road. Sometimes I wonder how we all survived the seventies.