Based on this person’s posts so far, they’ve already made up their mind and have exactly zero interest in thinking about other opinions. But I do appreciate that you tried to fight the good fight with rational arguments.

My personal favorite is all the venom being thrown around about the “democratic establishment” which is apparently just the worst. You know who is in the democratic establishment? Obama, Biden, Warren, basically all the people we already voted for who have been accomplishing the stuff we like. But apparently we now…

I had the same feeling in California’s redwoods this summer. Why do people think a majestic tree the size of a 747 needs “Chad 2012" written on the side of it?

Or yelling “gee mom I wanna go, back to Ontario!!”

You should learn. The whole reason I’m now forced to live in some god forsaken land that thinks Donald trump is a reasonable choice of a leader is because I don’t like hockey and Canada kicked me right the heck out.

I love love love this song. I feel like it’s a dog whistle for Canadians. Like you could walk up to any crowd and just yell “birling birling down white waters” and a handful of people would chime up to say “I wonder what Kate Mcgarrigle is doing these days , she was such a nice lady.”

You have no idea how easily we can fade into the snow. Just blend right in and sneak around back there like an x files creature. It’s like fading to black, except, you know, Canadian. All I’m saying is beware. We will sneak up on you at some point and force you to realize you fucking love fruitcake and you won't even…

Thank you. Apparently journalism these days means just passing along whatever you feel like for clicks.

I had this happen too. I was totally going to grill him on some stuff and ended up just giggling and thanking him for his service to the country. The man has some serious charisma.

I know! someone’s gonna throw a phone over that description

Dang, as someone married to a championship snowboarder who grew up poor but happened to do it next to a mountain, I really wanted to prove you wrong. Then I read her bio and her family moved to Geneva, where they still have a place so they can “keep up with their French”, specifically for her training and her other…

Don’t need to, it’s already permanently etched into a part of my brain that’s silently screaming.

I just googled, and yes he did post this last year. Also, don’t google this, I went down a dark path there.

I actually had a good laugh after I posted this imagining Mark wandering around a JoAnne fabrics trying to find butt molding supplies with his reluctant husband. Miss that guy! I mean, why fire the master if you're just going to keep Saturday posts focused on butts and golden showers?

Really makes me miss Mark. He would have taken this to its logical conclusion of getting and eating his own casting.

I like that you assume I have good taste despite the damning evidence that I have commented positively on an article about Frozen 3 separate times already.

Every single mom on Facebook. We are all with you on this!

Eh, I've got two sons who will need an introduction to musical theater if they're going to be tolerable to hang out with in 20 years, so works for me.

I work for a major multinational consultancy and have sat through my fair share of high profile speeches, and honestly, I can’t possibly imagine they have anything that bad in them. They are pretty much always about believing in yourself and hard work and integrity blippty blah blah.

My husband, who for the record is super liberal, seems to have been the only one who correctly predicted a strong Kasich showing. He’s now strutting around the house just pleased as punch about Kasich. I think aside from Kasich, that makes my husband the only other person in America delighted by this result because…