I wont go to the theater and see it but i'll definitely get stoned at home and take a look at it.

Real life isn’t a fucking Aaron Sorkin show. There are no such thing as thunderous monologues that win the day.

It’s not clear to me how getting Mueller to make some public statements about his report that ran clearly counter to Trump’s characterization of it hurts anyone, and I haven’t seen anyone saying they thought this would be some Aaron Sorkin monologue-esque moment where Mueller scored a fatality on Trump’s Presidency…

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

You ought to do some research on totalitarianism, my good bitch. Like every other dumbass libertarian virgin, it will surprise you to find out that fascism comes from the right. But, also like every other dumbass libertarian virgin, I don’t expect you to actually recognize your own stupidity when you’re faced with…

The last time Austin Rivers looked at his daddy he got traded.

In my right ear I heard that in a slow drawl of McConnell while simultaneously hearing a sassy Lindsey Graham ranting the very same words in my left ear.

“It’s at this point you might ask yourself, “Wait, wasn’t Al Capone a criminal kingpin who was extremely guilty of federal tax crimes?” Why, yes, he was. Thanks for pointing that out, Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz.”

To complete the analogy, let’s not forget Capone’s raging syphilis. 

Quite, and if you’re going to describe him in any way it should be as Brock Sampson.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Footprints in The Sand by Hollow Log

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

I’m surprised and disappointed by the amount of negative fan reaction, especially in comparison to TFA, which I also enjoyed but was a much more flawed film.

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Fucking moron.

I don’t do this often but when I do its for a reason.

He was making acid wash jeans.

I fixed it for you. His role in Game of Thrones was pretty forgettable.