This is peak Jezebel these days. Making up a “feud” between two women because the twentysomething hacks who work for Jez only understand things in terms of the teenage Internet drama who’s breast they all suckled at.

Hahahaha B’s face! Imagine being that petty when a woman dares to speak to your husband. 

And naturally TWO articles on Jezebel perpetuate this imaginary slight.

Pitting two women against each other because the rich-but-not-famous one SLIGHTLY leaned over the rich-and-famous one to briefly talk to the latter's rich-and-famous husband. This truly is the content I come to Jezebel for.

Excuse me, Drew’s room is on the second floor and his parents’ house doesn’t even have a basement.

The goal of IPO pricing is to match the market. You don’t want big swings up or down from your IPO price because:

Not sure I’ve been dreading a finale quite like this since The Americans bit it... see y’all next week. I’ll bring the wine.

The league really has no idea how to officiate a game in slow motion from 10 angles when the rules are written to govern it in real time from two or three. The catch rule was only the beginning.

At what point do we just accept that the game of football has some design flaws that simply don’t hold up to the scrutiny of modern viewing methods?

Does she love him though? Or is she just mortally terrified of her life being upended when she knows her coping ability is arguably at an all-time low? Is she there because that’s familiar and the easiest course (FWIW I don’t know if either of us is wrong and that’s what makes the writing on this show so good)

I agree. I do find it hard to believe that Jimmy would end up with the florist. My theory is that Jimmy and Gretchen are visually enacting the main roles of Jimmy’s movie script, along with Edgar and Lindsay playing the secondary characters. It makes sense. The first episode of Season 5 starts with us being invested…

It was established in one of the early seasons. She mentions offhand that she went to Bible Camp as a child and when pressed described herself as “generally spiritual,” which horrified Jimmy, and they just dropped the topic.

I just rewatched the Sopranos a few weeks ago, so currently he is Hesh, but for some reason even though he must have a million credits I usually associate him with Mad About You.  I did watch Northern Exposure (which someone needs to put on a streaming platform), but don’t remember him in. 

“Google owns your DNA, you naive little bitch!”

Since it’s paired with Broad City on CC, I’m going to use this space to say its a damn shame AV Club is not covering The Other Two

When was the last time someone tested the carbon monoxide detectors in Cleveland’s clubhouse?

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Hm, interesting.

Since many blogs/journalism outlets have fallen into the position of self-reporting on bad actions in the past—in particular, both the pre and post-Gawker Kinja blogs—it makes sense that anyone working for these companies would find paying a subject “arguably grosser” than hiring Fuck Jerry and Co. and having them…

It should be noted that the Netflix Fyre documentary was produced in part by Jerry Media, which was also the company that marketed the Fyre Festival. McFarland might have been where the idea originated and might have been the original fraudster, but the marketing materials were full of lies too, such as touting the…