I just threw up on my fucking shoes. Do you see what we let happen, people? The philly fans are smiling. GREAT JOB everyone.

I mean, everyone already knows the best, most famous Simpsons quotes. I enjoy the ones that make me try to think of the episode.

I’m honestly staggered by the amazing chemistry of the Eagles this season. Every mic’d-up Eagle in-game video is a delight to watch.

It’s not for sneaking liquor on a plane, it’s for sneaking liquor into a venue that wants to charge you a 10x markup to buy it from them, like a concert venue or sporting event.

It’s not for sneaking liquor on a plane, it’s for sneaking liquor into a venue that wants to charge you a 10x markup…

That’s what makes NY sports special. A local sports station will always be more intimate and emotional than a nation station. Most cities don’t have enough local content to fill an entire day, and on some days, NY doesn’t either. But most days, there are 9 professional teams they can talk about, which the city have a…

Mike is incredible. He can manage to blast two failures, McAdoo and Reese, with the same passion Giants fans were feeling yesterday. However, this is a guy who a year or two ago couldn’t understand how Star Wars released episodes 4, 5 and 6 first. I have no idea why, but everything this guy says is hilarious, whether…

Well the best thing in the world would be discovering that Webb is a good player. And a rookie who can win games with this squad definitely qualifies as good. So long as the Giants aren’t picking a QB they would be better off moving back in the draft and restocking their team. Because they have many holes.

Your list of highlights is sorely missing the tree reference

Long time lurker, first time caller.

I swear to God I thought this was an Onion piece because of the headline. Seriously, good work to everyone involved.

Come on, we all know there’s only one place to go for pizza in NY

Will there be a lot of ‘black on black’ crime too?

I don’t know what Trump’s complaining about. It’s just locker room talk.

I was sitting on the floor of my parent’s overcrowded living room in New England. We were all half drunk (on average ... I was probably picking up the slack for some of the others who had to drive home), full from a great meal, chit-chatting and watching some football when it happened. We have probably never laughed…

The revelation that Gabby was abused completely recontextualizes her comments from Friday.

I haven’t seen it but I also find it weird that she said Alanis’ Hand in my Pocket was instrumental for her in high school when that song came out in 95. I’m kind of particular about songs and years, though.

Sidebar # 1. Saoirse Ronan is low key one of the greatest actresses alive. #2. I can’t WAIT for her in the on Chesil Beach adaptation  

I suspect that in 17 years (if not sooner), you might look at her more kindly.

My niece, between the ages of 12 and 17, could not SPEAK to her mother (my sister) without getting into an argument. I mean that literally. Not a single civil conversation. They’re now the best of friends, and my niece is not only not a monster, but is a fantastic mother herself. Teenagers are CRAZY.

WHERE’S YOUR PROOF???? WHERE’S THE EVIDENCE??? FRANKLIN GIVES A GOOD REASON FOR CALLING THE TIMEOUT, BUT CROOKED ESPN NEVER REPORTS THAT BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT TO SMEAR A GOOD MAN’S NAME! DON’T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY PENN STATE STUDENTS RAISE FOR CHARITY??? HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU RAISE FOR CHARITY???? NOBODY CARES…