I’m really puzzled about how this was puzzling or a mystery to people. Obviously it became unmoored from a dock somewhere, and sooner rather than later someone would recognize it as theirs.

a 4x 6 ft windowless box floating in the middle of the ocean without means of steering or power? Fuck yeah, fuck me up fam!

It can also grow if it lasts longer than four years. Although the baby from baby daddy only aged like a year in seven seasons

“told us that he not only ran bets but ran young girls down at spring training, ages 12 to 14. Isn’t that lovely? So that’s statutory rape every time you do that.”

I watched five minutes of KCW a couple of days ago and thought, “Yeah. Replace this chick.” Just...no. Not like I would even watch it with Leah Remini on it, but still...

Some of it is word of mouth, but a lot of it is internet search results.

I wonder how much of that is the fact that most people don’t deal with small businesses anymore, too. Like, if I’m dealing with Amazon, they have customer service people that are trained in customer service, and they have the business/organization end TIED UP, and if they screw up, you’re a drop in the bucket, so…

Partly cuz i’m an asshole but partly cuz it was really badly slopped together.

I was so nasty to the graphic designer who made our wedding invitations.

Fuck these people.

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”

Nooo it will be way less fun this way, mostly because the judge brides will know people at the weddings besides each other. Four Weddings is the only one of the wedding industry centered shows that I like but this is a lame twist.

It’s no different than being a professional athlete. It absolutely is a valid career choice, as long as you recognize the absurdly long odds of actually being successful.

Duh, Laguna Beach was “based” on The OC. That’s why it was called “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County”. Which means any producer with a brain would have seen a failure in this pilot immediately. When has there even been a show about rich people in Florida who also happened to be public defenders and all-around good…

I watched this last night (for some unknown reason) and I just kept thinking about how confusing it is that the network airing this show about privileged white kids is also the same network that just announced they’re changing the VMA “moonman” to “moonperson.” (Which I personally think is dumb) But it seemed like…

Hate to break it to you, but you live in a landfill.

I’ll stick with Claws for my gulfcoast drama, thank you.

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Tim.

My fave quote of his was when he imitated Michael Kors and said “It looks like a baboon EXPLODED on her backside”

He’s being a dingbat here, but Santino  still remains one of the few people on reality television who has actual talent. I’d love it if he’d dress me.