Make Japan cat again.

#2 is literally just the opposite of the article and follows the same logic. The author’s Xbox One experience sucked so he wrote an article about how the Xbox One is garbage. So basically “Xbox One is garbage because in my experience it’s garbage”.

If the new controller was $60 it wouldn’t be this controller...

Big cats like boxes, too.

With all of the actual rape that takes place in third world countries, you choose to write a massive article about fictional characters being raped in a popular TV show and how it offends you.