This is what we call our “walk your dogs” price.

This is what I thought the article was about until I read it. To me a fuck off price is the price I give someone when they want me to do something over the top that I don’t want to do. If they are willing to pay me considerably more for it than usual then I will do it. Otherwise fuck off.

In fact, @james.almos, I thought that was what one’s ‘f-ck off’ price is — the amount you quote to get unwanted potential clients to, well, fuck off.

Except for, you know, the warning that we actually did include.

What's hilarious about that? Sorry, I grew up in a remote place and don't get a lot of humor.

Nothing says "thinking of you" like "you aren't worth an extra piece of tape".

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I misread this, was hoping to find a better technique for branding personnel.

When I worked as a travel nurse I would drive all over to my various assignments. I was driving cross country and got an amazing rate at some place off the freeway in Oklahoma. Had been driving for 10 hours and looked like it, too. Under the table, cash only, 40% off rack rates, but they called it a "Special Walk In…

Do we really need to call them apps?

I dont think I could say "you'll have to do better than that" to someone, but I don't think the nicer phrasing will have the same effect. The first way is a statement with no wiggle room. The nicer phrasing is a question which means they can ever so nicely reply "No I can't."

Seriously? I work in recruiting - most of us make well over 70 phone calls a day. You actually think that we are plugging every candidate into Google Maps to check their commute time? That's insane. No one does this.

Yeah, dishonesty works so very well, especially with people you've barely met yet.

Dear high-and-mighty "don't drink so much" people,

Actually, why go out at all? Just stay inside and go to bed by 9pm on New Years Eve. No sense in starting every new year absolutely exhausted.

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The title is a bit misleading. Maybe change to something like "customize your backlit keyboard's backlighting." I assumed this was going to describe how to add backlighting to a non-backlit keyboard.