Yeah you also didn’t mention you need to be a Nintendo Switch Online subscriber to access the vouchers. Which costs $20/year.

Y Tu Bolas Tambien?

there a scene in the trailer where 2 Ifrit are fighting each other, so there’s definitely something weird going on with Clive.

I was watching closely and they definitely leave it ambiguous. Clive definitely thinks it’s someone else and the weird POV with his voice is outside of Ifrit (compared to Joshua’s which are all from Phoenix’s POV). The real answer is probably Complicated.

What an almost entirely bland-as-fuck uninspired list of new albums. This is exactly the kind of generic list that tells me that the old AVClub is really dead. 

It's going to be difficult for him to enter a plea because every time he starts talking he falls backwards into a display rack full of thimbles.

Dang, that’s not just Link going “I’m doing what is necessary to complete my goal,” that’s “I am nailing this and you should all take a minute to recognise.”

“Schroedinger’s Douchebag.”

100% on both counts. Roswell has most of the best lines in the entire series.

My all time favorite line might be delivered from Hermes in “The Deep South”. “This isn’t a pet license, it’s a fishing license! And it’s MANDATORY!”

We’ll judge that when the last part releases in 2047. 

Next time baby!!

Yeah, go ahead and set your own terms with Marvel... they love that.

I am seeing double! Six Elizabeth Olsens! 

It says something about Jamie that his mom could have produced him with such a boorish clod, then settled down with a completely poised and centered fellow who treats her and everyone else with such good-humored respect.

The best parts for me were Bana as Hector (that Achilles/Hector fight is really good) and Peter O’Toole in Priam’s scene asking Achilles for the return of Hector’s corpse. The rest, not so much.

You live up to your user name. : )

12 Years a Slave, I out loud stated, to no one in the room, “Nope, not watching that ever again.”. That was rough.

They managed to turn Roman from one of my favorite characters to my most hated. This isn’t a dig on the show. I’m just unhappy I fell for the trap of them humanizing him. 

I’m not saying that my ethics radar was better tuned than most people’s even back then, or that I was more worldly, or that I graduated high school and can read, or that I don’t go poopsie in my pantsies once in a while, et cetera, but I actually thought that movie was cringey at the time. Portman was 12 or 13 when…

Ah, didn’t know that. Thanks for the context. It reminds me of when General Grievous is coughing in ROTS and it’s because Mace crushed his ribs in one of the cartoons. Problem is if you didn’t see it (like I’m sure numerous people didn’t) it’s just some weird thing that happens and it makes you wonder if you missed…