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Gilmore Girls’s first couple of seasons were goddamn TV magic that may never be recreated. If I could walk through the back of my wardrobe to go live inside that Stars Hollow with that dialogue and that cast of characters, I would never come back. After Rory went to Yale it all went to hell and I have no desire to

“huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.”

HONESTLY!!! TRULY!!!!!

There are two kinds of people in the world...

Parenthood was much better, but yeah. Basically.

Women who use their power and privilege to help people are such a buzz kill AMIRITE

Back when Shiloh was 4, a friend of mine was staying in the same hotel as them. He was in the pool with his 4 year old daughter and Shiloh started playing with her. My friend didn’t know the Jolie/Pitt family was there and didn’t know who Shiloh was. He kept looking around for her parents (er, “his” parents because my

By the Sea was their Gigli.

Poor Jennifer Anniston. Yes, I realized she is rich and beautiful and has a better life than basically everyone. But, at the same time, I’ve always felt awful for her that she cannot escape the narrative of her ex-husband. That’s gotta suck.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Yes!!!! I eat like that, too, Gilmores, but it’s why my doctor feels the need to discuss the weight loss programs available through my insurance every single time I go in. Yes, even that time I just needed some antibiotics for my ear infection.

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

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“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

It’s so frustrating to hear Kanye speak live like this precisely because of his rambling. He has a lot of great ideas, and great lines and thoughts (like the murders in Chicago) that he can seem to portray in his music, but can’t complete when put on the spot. It’s so disappointing because I always want to hear what

I’ve had a thing for him since I was just a preteen watching 3Rd rock from the sun. He seems so sensitive like he’d listen to how my day went and really care what I say afterwards. Like he’d rub my feet and tell me I look great when I wake up in the morning. Like he’d support my hopes and dreams.

10/10, would bang both

That is a man not a 12 year old lol I like tall lanky nerdy white boys lol