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I think I found the root of your problem

I mentally fast forwarded to being on death’s door, and envisioned my kid asking me that question, and I decided I’d tell him “Record the game first, and then only play it for me if it’s a good one. Lie to me about what time it is. Let me think that the game is live, and my team is winning. Usher me into the sweet

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my

Noted.

I had a ham sandwich for lunch. I gave part of it to my dog.

He looks like the protagonist in a horny 1970s Italian-made movie about American college students

Dude looks like if Troy Aikman’s son was a high school wrestler.

Too bad we’ll never see this again from Puig, since he was just traded to SLEEVEland.

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

I misread this, and am now being righteously owned for accidentally humble-bragging about collegiate sports in the comments. I deserve all of this, and thank you.

“I love the fact your always working if we ever had sex I feel like after an orgazzum you say speaking of feeling good did see the story on the puppy rescue we should do a segment on it hand me my phone.”

No, the USWNT would get curb stomped by the worst MLS team. They might be able to beat a DII or DIII college team, I’m highly doubtful they could beat a DI school but it might be closer. They get beat by U15 squads. The difference in speed and power is staggering, not including the sheer physicality.

Do you have any proposal for a replacement? We need something to describe the genre, and while “metroidvania” might not be an accessible word, it’s at least a functional one. “Exploration adventure” maybe? That’s unfortunately close to the so-generic-it’s-useless “action-adventure” genre, but it’s the best I can come

I’m honestly just gonna do my best to separate the two because they’re clearly not the same thing, which is fine. The games took a lot of creative licence with the source material and this is looking to be far more close to the books. 

Yeah I don’t see the problem. Geralt looks amazing. It’s still up to the performances to sell it but so far so good. 

This is a really bad take.

They all look amazing so far. His hair looks really good. A lot better than the test picture they released months ago.

Keep in mind that this based on the books, not the video games, which take place way after the books do. 

I guess the hair looks weird, but overall I’m liking it. Extra so that everything seems to be pointing us towards the conclusion it’s a re-telling of the books.

How horny?: Pretty horny

Jizz, unfortunately. Max Rebo was a jizz-wailer.