Someone just blue himself

“In the dark, they all look like pudgy Gandhis. Light ‘em up.”

It’s worth noting that Chino Hills High School won the California State title without any of the Ball brothers.

The Ball brothers proudly and accurately predicted their average points per game in the Lithuanian league.

The Dark Knight Rises (To Get Warmed Up In The 5th)

Gocha: $20 per save file.

Perfect excuse to post one of my favorite Rickey Henderson related things on the internet. The David Cross Rickey Henderson bit in ytmnd form

T H I C C

Maybe it’s my overly domesticated status in life, but that ElastaWoman really rings my bells. I think that’s the expression. What do the kids today say when they see an incredibly appealing hot human being...?

You haven’t seen Westworld, have you?

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

Eating food and doing blow isn’t a thing.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

I lived in a studio apartment, which is basically a bedroom with a private entrance, in Miami.

I lived in a studio apartment, which is basically a bedroom with a private entrance, in Miami. 

They are self-inflicted scars for every person he’s killed.

Yeah...I shouldn’t have said “legal,” I really didn’t think it through. Really shitty though.

Not to be a grumpy gus, but is nobody else bothered that this doctor is posting some girl’s medical information on fucking Twitter? Is that even legal? That would piss me right off, and I’m a 40-year-old man who doesn’t really give a shit. If I were 17, I think I would be really upset by this.

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)