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THIS AARON RODGERS, HE DOES IT IN DALLAS SO MUCH, I CALL HIM DEBBIE.

Hey, you can’t spell “not elite” without Eli....

Nick Folk? More like Nick Blues because he’s sad his career is over and blues is a genre of melancholic music.

One of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets that was always due to be revealed. The day finally arrived.

As a former employee, I’m glad this was published. I also wish I hadn’t signed my life away in NDAs.

Little early for that. Can’t you wait till after Halloween, you pervert?

Consolation prizes to:

If I was a Knicks fan and I walked onto a crowded ass subway on my morning commute and I saw this shit, I would probably say, “Man fuck the Knicks AND Fox Sports.”

Thank you for this. People should really look into how little money from “partnerships” (such as the NFL) goes to SGK and how little money from SGK goes to anything worthwhile in the battle against breast cancer.

Ugh, phrasing.

...and it’s former 28-year-old rookie Brandon Weeden...

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

The Komen Foundation’s pretty garbage anyway so it’s not like this is dragging them down.

I was thinking about his civil rights activism. To me, it seems that it all worked to serve men. He fought for sexual freedom (for men to freely enjoy women), he fought for women to get the pill (so that pregnancies wouldn’t hinder men’s sexual activities with women and men wouldn’t have to worry about being…

Sam Presti is either a goddamn genius or has destroyed this franchise for decades to come.

He hasn’t brought her up (that I’ve seen), possibly because he didn’t bang her. But, he also didn’t create the character and thematically... pretty similar.

Four more Avatar movies is bad for everyone and everything.