This is bringing back the nightmare of the CALCUCORN.

His HOF speech may be the most boring of all time.

Side by side with Drew’s derp face, please.

They dead.

There’s only “Datsardly Dirk” and “Takenoshitski”

It’s quite simple really-At 30k feet, the Thunder team suddenly realized that Carmelo is, very literally, a black hole. He was sleeping, so the damage was minimal. X/2=(constantshooting)^y(doyashootsomuch)

Yeah, we get it. But if you want them to get it, tone down the florid writing so they can understand.

Where is that picture from? I dreamed of something like that six months ago.

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Same joke, done worse.

My new nickname for Patrick Beverly is Dr. Crusher.

Well then, it looks like my son is getting a Wendy’s kids meal tomorrow. Thank you Mike!

Ganke and Pop-Pop

That’s some good range, tho.

We need Doug Fister Ace Pitcher to weigh in on this.

This is pretty accurate, Damon-nice job!

That hopeless train is absolutely fantastic. The comments are a little edgy for advertising, but they ring true. I’ll say good job on this. People are talking about it here in NYC

Thank you for educating me on this, Michael.

1984 should be required reading, country-wide, as soon as a student reaches a certain age. Cliche, I know, but jeezus.

Remember, get your US news from the BBC.