Don’t buy a jersey, EVER, unless the player is retired.

This is the absolute correct answer.

Man, that guy is impossibly handsome. I wish he’d just star in a comedy movie already.

Star for being yourself.

Writing as a Mets fan, when I hear Jay Bruce, I think “Jason Bay.”

Do people call him Jo-Jo? Genuinely asking.

Bud Black

Bobby Knight has always been, and always will be, a complete fucking asshole.

So I’m guessing that all the stuff I order will only be available in gray.

ECW! ECW! ECW!

Some guy at your office:

Also, the guy who voiced Kellogg was TERRIFIC.

Jeez man Jay-Z does not own the Nets.

The sky has been tuned to a dead channel for a long long time.

I feel that”dunked on” has run its course, didn’t take, and it’s time to move on.

I liked you on Monday Night Football.

*high-five*

This is all because Crooked Hillary...

It was viral marketing for the IT remake at first. Now the idiots and attention seekers are pushing the annoying button.

Also, Dwayne is going to be a great president in 2024.