This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf, but British manufacturing. Absolutely terrifying.

Wait, semi-auto pistols can just click when they run out of ammo. Are you complaining that they aren’t locking open, or what?

You actually made Bullitt more watchable.

Real life Bullitt:

In its way, the “war on Christmas” myth has become the Conservative Santa.  If enough people believe in it, really hard, it starts to come true.

I’m a mixed-culture, anti-religion atheist, and even I think that was dumb.

Iso wantone.

Two things.

but does he go “clubbing” with baby seals?

I was worried people wouldn’t see it.

I like the exterior, but that interior is hands down a home run. It looks incredible! Sure, there’s still a protruding screen, but that is the only demerit I see and if I’m being real honest doesn’t even matter to me since I like the ergonomics of having the display up high.

this blog is wrong and the wheels are ugly and bad. thanks

This will be great to watch while I do laundry and half listen, because the jokes are the same, the emotional hooks are the same, the photography is the same, the formula is the same, and I can be confident I won’t miss anything.

I like the way you think.

#sendit

In no time, I had the transmission strapped to the transmission jack, ready to come down to earth.

You know I am.

While this may not be as bad ass as the Motoped. This one is a Mad Ass.