Bruce is sitting like he's my 83 year old grandmother.

OK, so I should preface this by saying that I am one of the most skeptical people on Earth. Whenever I hear any ghost-related stories, I look for the most logical answer. However, I have had a few experiences recently that I honestly just can't explain. Here's one of them.

"I do not ever want to have kids, so if a girl is wanting to have babies, I am not her man." Well, at least we can be modestly sure he won't reproduce.

Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*