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I'm just going to blindly post this because Kinja Version Turdsuck 3.0 only displays one randomly selected post in the discussion section, and I will not bother clicking 7 times expand a simple commenting thread to see if this has already been said...

A real photo from AP photographer John Heilprin at the Geneva Motor Show. Here's the caption: Two hostesses joke with a feather duster as they sit on the hood of an Audi ABT car during the media day of the 2014 Geneva Motor Show, Tuesday, March 4, 2014.